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MMPI-2: Take the MMPI personality test free online, long & short forms, gratis!

*WORKING a 5th time* ONLY here it’s free—Others ask pay for this code & give cheats that DON’T work: Who remembers 567 answers? It’s a trap—the MMPI notices—Avoid trouble.

The Minnesota Multiphasic Personality Inventory (MMPI-2) is the most used personality test in clinical settings in the United States; it is also the only personality test the results of which are recognized and used by that country's courts of law.  Published in 1940, the MMPI was the first comprehensive test that was data-driven, that largely did away with theory, and it was first calibrated by asking inpatient and outpatient individuals of psychiatric hospitals with well-known conditions to answer the test as they would if honest.  The MMPI-2 was published in 1989, with a larger and more diverse sample having been used as calibration, including not only individuals from the general population and individuals asked to pretend to be good or bad or to have a specific disorder but also taking into account the findings of many scientific studies that led to the inclusion of subscales and the supplementary scales.

The result was a test so long and so exhausting that virtually nobody is able to keep their answers coherent if an attempt at dishonesty was made.  The fact that it is so successful at detecting malingering, among other types of faking, is why this test is used in U.S. court cases of many kinds and why it is also used for employment hiring and promoting, from emergency services to police to military personnel, and in the private sector too.

Using 567 true or false questions,  rates the tester on 130 categories (validity scales included). Once validity of the answers (link goes to a search of scientific articles on the subject) is established, a profile is created employing the 10 Clinical Scales:

  1. Hypochondriasis (Hs, a.ka. scale 1)
  2. Depression (D or 2)
  3. Hysteria (Hy or 3)
  4. Psychopathic deviate (Pd or 4)
  5. Masculinity/femininity (Mf or 5)
  6. Paranoia (Pa or 6)
  7. Psychasthenia (Pt or 7)
  8. Schizophrenia (Sc or 8)
  9. Hypomania (Ma or 9)
  10. Social introversion (Si or 0)

Each of these is in itself composed of various other sub-scales and has a further Obvious / Subtle division that is important. The scales are typically referred to by their number, with Si being numbered as 0, as stated above and also shown in the image below.

It is worth mentioning, nonetheless, that the coded variant the access to which is facilitated below on this page, variant that has turned out to be the most resilient after several government intrusions, including amply talked about cases of intimidation and barely legal extortion used on foreign citizens (e.g., the longstanding struggle of the creator of Mind Fit Hypnosis who may not dare offer a free copy nowadays), contains both the long and the short version of the test.  The test variation for adolescences is, however, not included.  Regardless of the aforementioned, it is recommended that you take the full version, not the abbreviation, because of the breadth of data that you would be missing out after having spent what is still a long time responding to what are, to every observant, very eerie statements.

Be aware that a high score on the "Psychopathic Deviant" scale does not mean you are a psychopath or would even fit that sort of profile. All it means is that you are fighting something or that you are not willing to conform to societal rules and traditions. Individuals who studied as far as graduate school are expected to have moderately elevated scores. The same applies to some minorities, but that is too complex a matter to explain here; the sheer number of ethnic backgrounds proves forbidding.

If you graduated from a ranked [first tier, second tier, or third tier] four year college, your t-score for Pd is expected to be in the 60s.  If you carried out further graduate scores, a t-score of 65 is no longer considered elevated.  In those cases, you need a 70 or 75 t-score to reach any significance.    In fact, the profile for a psychopath is typically articulated by sets of other scales, not Pd.  Why they don't simply change that scale's name is possibly a matter of keeping with the standardization already present in an extremely large sample from which statistical analysis has been and will continue to be mined.

The MMPI-2 produces T-Scores and Raw Scores. What you will be paying attention to are the T-Scores, not the Raw Scores, unless otherwise specified. T-Scores are not percentages, but may be translated into percentages. Usually, anything above a 75 T-Score denotes a very high ranking on that scale, that is, within the top 1% of the population. Likewise, anything above a T-Score of 65 falls outside the normal range (among the top 3 to 5% of the general population). On the lower bound, any T-Score below 35 would not be considered normal. This general guideline notwithstanding, keep in mind that these point ranges aren't rigid, that is, that some scales accept certain T-Scores as normal while other scales consider the very same scores abnormal.

If you are taking this for purely for yourself, then robust results on the validity scales allow you to push elevations even further, such that a 60 or 65 no longer seem important.  However, should you proceed in that way, the subscales and research scales become more important because a main scale may be low and still the patterns it approximates could be key in fueling the problems that have led to other high T-Scores.

How to interpret your own MMPI-2 results?

  • Step 1:

    Verify that your results are valid, and identify what bias, if any, your profile displays.
  • Step 2:

    Once determined to be valid, see how your profile compares to the rest of the population on the 10 Clinical Scales, and analyze your strengths and weaknesses on each scale by looking at its components.
  • Step 3:

    Pinpoint your dominant Defense Mechanisms by probing your style.
  • Step 4:

    Use the supplementary scales to better understand yourself and your current psychological tendencies.

Click here for instructions on how to do Step 1, Verifying Validity, which is indubitably the hardest and most technical part of interpreting your own MMPI-2 results.

Minnesota Multiphasic Personality Test (MMPI-2) individual results graph, including 3 main Validity Scales and all 10 Clinical Scales
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This is the kind of graph that you would be given by a certified
psychologist in an official MMPI-2 interpretation report.

Pearson's Clinical Assessment Group - the commercial distributor of the MMPI family of products, as well as hundreds of other psychological tests, including the Beck Anxiety Inventory, the WAIS and WISC IQ tests, and the Millon Clinical Multiaxial Inventory (MCMI) - has taken it upon itself to rid the Internet of every online version of all of the tests that they sell. Thus far, the link provided has had to be replace on three separate occasions, finally arriving at the file you see below which is a coded program with a Creative Commons License.  Pearson, by the way, does not own the copyright of the MMPI, the University of Minnesota does.  What Pearson owns is distribution rights that allow it to profit from the sale of the different forms of the test and several tiers of interpretative software, the insight and accuracy of which correlates to the amount paid. The code below is not owned by Pearson or the University of Minnesota.

For those of you that care about Copyright Law, know that what I have done here is completely legal and entirely ethical. As a result, this is now the only site available on the Internet where you can find the MMPI-2 and take it without ever being asked for money.  People have chosen to seek help via this means yet I never offered to do that; people just started posting.  If I have provided assistance in the past and may do so in the future, it is out of my own accord, mainly insofar as I feel like.  The fact that people have taken an entitled stance as if I were obligated to help is a large part of the reason why I now pick and choose as I please.  It is a ridiculous amount of work to do it only to get dirt thrown in my direction by trolls and members of the other sites which I have driven mostly to bankruptcy.

This article is on such firm ground that, depending on what Google deems that your interests are, you may even be shown a Pearson ad.  Not only have I not received a letter from Pearson, the University of Minnesota, or Alphabet, but also this page has stood, on average, as the first item on the first page globally for over a hundred frequent inquiries.

You will not find an online version of this test anywhere on the Internet; if you think you did, be prepared to be asked for money before being given your scores after finishing your answers many hours later.  Suckers beware!


Please note, if you are on a mobile device, you will be directed to use the app belonging to the hosting domain (i.e., Tumblr), and you will have to go through this app in order to reach the online MMPI.  Therefore, as always, using a computer is highly recommended.

The source code of the original script looks something like this and you will find it embedded in link above.

    How to download and take the MMPI-2, long and short versions, online for free, gratis
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    This is what you should see to create your MMPI-2 test file successfully.

Answer all the questions and click 'Score' at the bottom. NOTE: If you want to make sure that your computer is properly set up, answer a few questions, click score to check if all the scales appear; then close the file, reopen it, and take the test! NEVER CLICK SCORE MORE THAN ONCE without reopening the file or you will get inaccurate results and also the results of some scales will come up as "undefined". If you really need to test it, do it, but close it, then reopen it, and then take the test, taking all the time you need to do so since there are no time constraints on taking this test.

    Both the long and short forms of the MMPI-2 but not the MMPI-A commonly given to adolescents are available through the link above.

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